Here we go again for some horrible movies and this time is back to the horror genre. The horror genre is the genre that keeps giving with introducing the world to awful films. Can you believe that this is the 15th entry of bad horror movies. We will hit 75 total films in this genre and we are just scratching the surface.
The Order (2003)
When you think of Heath Ledger and Shannyn Sossamon back in the early 2000s, you think of A Knight’s Tale, which is a great film. The pair starred in another film called The Order and whatever they had in A Knight’s Tale was gone. The film revolves around a young priest who is sent to Rome to investigate the death of his order. It was a boring film that tried to have a little Exorcist in it but it was so paced and might as well be thrown in a dungeon.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)
I was talking to my friend about how I wanted to see this film and she agreed. She is way more of a horror person than I am. I wanted to see it because it’s a horror movie that follows Pooh and Piglet. They become straight up killers and terrorize a group of college women and Christopher Robin after he returns home after leaving for college. Everything about this film is bad. The only good thing about this film is that it’s a slasher film. After that, might as well not even try because the dialogue is bad, the story is meh and I want my honey or money back!
Critters 3 (1991)
Coming in at an astonishing 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and one of the worse horror films around, I give you Critters 3. I’ll admit that the first one terrified me as I watched it as a little kid. I can’t stand that movie and my skin shudders thinking about it. Critters 3 was a joke. Crazy thing is that this film is Leonardo DiCaprio’s first film. The actor has come a long way since this film. I would like to ask him his thoughts on this film now.
Pulse (2006)
Sometimes or many of the times, Hollywood seems they can’t translate what Japan does to the American market. This happens with anime and def horror films. The original was good and creepy and why not do an American version. In a film where a computer hacker messes up and unleashes a terror upon the world, shit goes down. Imagine not being able to use any electronic and having to tape your room with red tape. Sadly, this film was terrible with maybe half a scare. Hell, having your internet down was far scarier than this film.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
The first Exorcist was ICONIC!! The film usually ranks as the #1 horror movie of all time. Sometimes, you just need to stop and move on but that doesn’t happen with horror movies. You bet your ass you might get a sequel that is far, far worse than the original. Exorcist 2 is straight up trash. This movie is beyond awful. Half the things in this film made no sense within the first 10 or so minutes, you would want to shut this film off and find something else. But hey, they did make a third film.