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Over the Top (1987)
Who wouldn’t want a film about arm wrestling? How about arm-wrestling truck drivers where one is trying to fight for the custody of his kid? Look no further than Sylvester Stallone’s Over the Top. A film where he decides to enter an arm-wrestling contest to win money to have his kid with him. This film is quite bad and why would you care. Rather than grind, enter an arm-wrestling contest and win money to start your own truck driving company. This film has been on Tubi a lot and I wish it was taken off.
Caddyshack 2 (1988)
There are times when a film doesn’t need a sequel. For some reason, everyone thinks when a film hits it big, it needs a sequel. Caddyshack was hilarious, iconic and a joy to watch. Caddyshack 2 was a complete disaster of a film. This film has an all-star cast. You would think you were at the Oscars with this type of cast, and it didn’t live up at all. This was a lazy attempt of a money grab. You could sit on the golf course, make jokes about people hitting off the tee and that would be far funnier than this film. This has to be the worst sequel ever made.
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
The first two Mighty Ducks were awesome. I remember when the first one came out in theaters and went to see it. I was all about the quack, quack, quack. I even watched the animated series when it came on. Sometimes, a film doesn’t need a trilogy. The Mighty Ducks franchise is one of those films that didn’t need a third film. This time the ducks go to an academy and things go wrong. The film was boring and very predictable. Emilo was only in the film for a total of 10 minutes. 10 freakin minutes. Why were you even on the poster.
Rebound (2005)
If you need a basketball version of Bad News Bears, then Rebound is it. Rebound is a film where the concept is funny but the execution was terrible. Starring Martin Lawrence, the jokes fall flat like an airball. Martin plays a college genius coach who is greedy and only cares about endorsement contracts until he loses his temper during a game and is banned from coaching college until he shows anger management. He coaches at a middle school. The film has some good coaching points but overall it is another film that really just fails. A copy and paste story.
Ed (2006)
This film is saying, “Thank God for Striptease” because if it wasn’t for that film, this film would’ve won the Razzie for Worst Picture. This movie was downright awful, bad, terrible and every other word you can think of. The jokes are stupid and the film makes no sense. A film where a minor league rookie named Deuce befriends a chimp named Ed. Deuce starts becoming good at baseball and Ed seems to be his lucky charm. It was all over the place. It was during the wave of animals playing sports. Oh, that was a time to live in. Now that I look back on it, those movies should’ve been buried deep.
