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Here we go again. Do you like this series? You have to like this series because it is just so good. Here we are again with even more bad, awful, downright sad films that are headscratchers or send your brain to mind-numbing confusion. I sure do love me some awful films.
Push (2009)
Push is one of those films that is fun to watch when you are young but as you get older see that it makes little sense. The film has some pretty well known people as in Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning, Camilla Belle, and Djimon Hounsou. Evans sure did hit it big with Captain America. In this film, it revolves around people with superpowers and a government agency wanting to make them into soldiers. The story is all over the place with a blah story. The action is the only thing that is worthwhile in this whole film.
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are a pretty funny duo. They were hilarious in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby and Step Brothers. They have a good track record. Yet, these fools failed miserably as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. If Sherlock Holmes was real, he would continuously cry himself to sleep and probably give up solving all cases because this film would’ve turned him into a brainless, mindless dumbass.
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
I went and saw this film when it came out on a date and I wish I could have every dollar and time back. Isla Fisher is absolutely stunning but watching a journalist spend way too much money and have zero control over her budgeting and life is awful. This film would never survive today and watching someone spend uncontrollably when they cant afford it is straight cringe.
Solarbabies (1986)
Solarbabies is one of those films that should be shot in the son and never be watched again. I can’t believe I spent time watching this film. In a post-apocalyptic future, most of Earth’s water has been placed under containment. Most children are orphaned and play in a game that is mixed between lacrosse and hockey. The whole movie is a group of kids destroying the establishment to free water. Once again, you might as well look at the sun for a while because that will be far more entertaining.
Fair Game (1995)
Cindy Crawford is one of the most beautiful and successful women in the world. Fair Game is one of her biggest failures. Crawford starred alongside one of the Baldwin brothers in this film where she played a family law attorney when she goes on the run for some nonsense. The film was a bore that had zero personality and nothing to stand on. The stupidity of this film was jaw dropping and mind-numbing.
