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Hello again! Welcome back to the series that keeps on giving. You know you love some terrible, awful, mind-numbing movies. Hey, some of these might be great for some but for others they were bad. We have singing, terrible restaurant service, a cowboy, a redneck and a person that is a loser. Oh, I love this series and hope you do also.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
I watched the first season of American Idol as it was the new thing. I remember Kelly Clarkson winning the whole thing. Clarkson has good music and I love her show. This was something she should’ve never been part of. This was one of the worst musicals ever made. American Idol, stick to music and leave films alone. A complete money grab.
Waiting… (2005)
If working in a restaurant is anything like this film, I will pass immediately. I remember watching this film when it first came out and feeling disgusted. The film has some moments but not that many. I don’t understand how there are sequels to this film. It is a bland comedy where you might as well send it back and find something else to do.
Lightning Jack (1994)
Paul Hogan had a sticker with this film. Playing a long-sighted Australian outlaw in the American west, who becomes pissed because his gang was killed after a bank robbery gone wrong. To make a name for himself, he recruits a mute to help. This film should’ve been left on the shelf. Cuba, what were you thinking when you accepted this role? You should’ve said naw to it like everyone else.
Joe Dirt (2001)
Joe Dirt is geared at one target group and one target group only. A story about a “white trash” man who is a failure goes on an adventure to find his parents. This film was unbearable to watch and a complete waste of time. Many people might say that it was a good movie that I wouldn’t understand. I rather not understand or laugh at this film one bit.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Holy Shit was this film BAD. It was so bad that you haven’t heard from Tom Green since it was made. Directed, starring, and written by Green, it is about a slacker who wants to become a professional cartoonist. This film was unbearable to watch and should’ve never been made. The audience got figured by watching it and it wasn’t pleasurable.
