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Welcome to a new series on this blog. This series is called, “Movies that make you go……..Huh?” Yep, we are talking about the bottom of the barrel films. Some of the most god-awful films that have ever graced the big screen. I’m talking about films that will make you laugh out loud because they are so bad, or scratch your head in confusion or just get up and straight up leave or turn off the TV.
Ladies and gentle, Welcome to the worst movies of all time!!!!
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Hear me out, what if you take the concept of Speed and decided that a bus isn’t good enough. You need some BIGGER to be hijacked. How about a cruise ship? Yep, that’s right, a freakin cruise ship. Imagine it, you must keep the ship above how ever many knots or something will happen. Speed 2: Cruise Control decided to have Sandra Bullock reprise her role but Keanu Reeves bouncing from the film. Bullock’s character and her new boo-thang must stop a mad man from crashing into an oil tanker. Get ready to watch some terrible scenes and even worse dialogue.
Rollerball (2002)
There comes a time when remakes or reboots DO NOT need to happen. Take Rollerball for example. It was a film that tried to have some WWE type announcing with people skating and a god-awful story. The acting is beyond terrible and then it had this night vision scene that had no purpose. If you don’t remember what Rollerball was, it was people on a track throwing a ball or something. Hey, watch at your own risk.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
When you think about the most awful movie of all-time, Battlefield Earth takes the cake. It has it all that you can ask for in an awful movie. Bad acting? Oh yeah! Story that makes no sense? You bet your ass it does. Special Effects that will make you laugh? You just made my heart flutter. It was so bad that it took some people years to get back in the acting game. Please don’t watch this film.
Cats (2019)
I have seen some awful movies, but Cats take the cake. You would think with the star-studded line-up, it would be pretty good. Yet, Cats is a film that came up from the bowel of awfulness and descended upon the world as a trash filled meteor. What the hell was up with the special effect, CGI or whatever they used. People’s heads didn’t look right on cats’ bodies. Also, what was the deal with the cats’ sizes? A shrimp was as big as a cat and then when walking down a train track, they looked like they were mice. My eyes will never be the same again.
Dracula 2000 (2000)
I don’t care what anyone says about this film. It is straight up trash. First off, the story is laughable. When it was revealed that Dracula’s real identity was Judas, that is when it was the nail in the coffin for this film. Honestly, the only reason you might watch this film is to see the beautiful “brides” of Dracula. That is even a small chance
