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Here we go again. The series that keeps on giving. You know you love some awful films and I sure do have some bad ones for you. Can you believe that this is the 20th posting of the Huh series, but I can’t tell how many I did overall. This series definitely is like Christmas and keeps giving so many great awful movie gifts.
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
If you want a series that has ZERO sense of time and gives ZERO fucks about timeline, then look no further than the Highlander franchise. The second film was pretty much exiled. The third somewhat kept to the timeline but then Endgame just said F the 3rd film. In the fourth we get Duncan from the series uniting with Connor. This time they face an enemy named Jacob Kell who has like 3 times the amount of kills they have and loves to break all rules. This film series stopped making sense long ago. When will there be only one? Pretty much never.
Assassins (1995)
I remember watching this film long ago when it was on VHS. I didn’t understand it then and I really don’t even understand it now. It was a film starring Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas and Julianne Moore. If you want to watch a boring ass film with dull acting, then this is the film for you. Who would’ve thought that watching two assassins trying to kill each other would put you to sleep.
Double Team (1997)
Sometimes a film doesn’t need to be made and Double Team is that film. This film stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman and Mickey Rourke. That is a cocktail of being a shitty movie as this film was terrible. Van Damme stars as a counter-terrorist agent who recruits Rodman’s help to stop Rourke who kidnaped his pregnant wife. Rodman hair and outfits change more than this boring ass film. You might as well find something else to watch than this trash.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
Here is a film that has a 0% rotten tomato rating. Do you know had bad of a film you have to be to get a 0? That means everything about the film sucks ass. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a film that sucks major ass. A film that stars Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu as opposing secret agents who ironically team up to stop a common enemy. I honestly watched this film and was confused by it all. It is one of the worst films ever made. Please don’t watch this film for your own sanity.
Cutthroat Island (1995)
Have you ever heard of the film that is listed in the Guinness World Records as the biggest box-office bomb of all time? Cutthroat Island has the distinction, and it is the one film that put all pirates films in Hollywood until 2003 when Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl came out. That is pretty bad to make all of that happen and to bankrupt a movie studio. There was no treasure buried under an X with this film.
