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Welcome to the 28th positing of this series. Damn, there have been a lot of awful movies that were made. This doesn’t even count the other genre series that I have posted. I think we have some good or shall I say bad movies in this posting. We have a famous old orange car making a comeback, some movie stars that need to hang it up, puppets that kill each other and an awful marriage. Strap in for some awful films.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
The original Dukes of Hazzard ran for about six seasons. The show is about cousins, Bo and Luke Duke, who live in the great state of Georgia. They are probation and drive around in a cool as orange car called the General Lee. This is a true southern show. When a movie was announced, you might think it was going to be good. Well, the movie sucked ass. Pretty much everyone remembers Jessica Simpson walking around in her short shorts and singing these Boots are Made for Walkin. Actually, that is the only good thing that came from this film.
The Expendables 3 (2014)
The first two Expendables were great. They had compelling villains, a decent story and it was fun to watch the old timers still live that dream. The third one was really meh. Honestly, the story was whack, some of the characters were absolutely worthless and useless and many of the actors seemed to be trying to hard. Some things really don’t need a damn third movie and this was one of them. I pray that there isn’t a fourth film. Oh, wait, there was and I can already tell you that was an awful film.
The Happytime Murders (2018)
There are some movies that should never be made, and Happytime Murders is one of them. The film stars Melissa McCarthy in a world where humans and living puppets co-exist. The film follows a puppet private investigator looking into a spree of murders. The film is straight up trash. I felt like it is Sesame Street and the Muppets rolled up in Grand Theft Auto game with sex, drugs and alcohol. This film is straight up trash and one of the worse movies I ever saw. Hell, watch the skit that the Chappelle Show did because that was 1000% better than this film.
Good Mourning (2022)
Ha, ha, hahahahahahah!!!! That is what you will not do while watching this sad excuse for a comedy film. Only certain stoner films are good, and this one is not even on that level. This film is straight up trash. What were you trying to do Machine Gun Kelly? Make a decent film? Failed in that area! Tried to direct and act? Ha, you wasted a lot of time on people watching this film. I would say that I give it to you for trying something new but I’m not going to give you the credit for that. Stick to something else but this. Also, the storyline is not even new, was it a copy and paste from other films.
Deep Water (2022)
Deep Water is a piece of shit, awful film. I love Ana De Armas, and she rolls up in this film as beautifully as ever. Ana has no problem being naked and showing her sexuality. This film was frustrating and dumb to watch. Get a freakin divorce y’all. Don’t go back and worth trying to make one jealous and that shit because bad things will happen. This film was a waste of time, and I was angry for watching it. Ben Affleck looks miserable as ever. Why even make this film?
