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Welcome back to another round of Movies That Make You Go Huh? Oh, you are in for a treat this time around. I think I found a good crop of bad films that you might not enjoy or you could enjoy. Who doesn’t like a good ole fashion, bad movie?
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
There can be only one! Well, they made a second and it was by far one of the worst films ever made. The film completely forgets what the first one was and made all the immortals come from a new planet or alien race. The reason they are on Earth is because it’s a prison sentence. Sean Connery comes back to life somehow and for some odd reason. It is a shit show where you want to cut off your own head.
Striptease (1996)
Oh, Striptease! If only T-Pain’s “I’m ‘n Luv (Wit a Stripper)” could’ve helped you. I love me some Demi Moore. She’s one of my favorites BUT my god is this movie bad in every way possible. EXCEPT for Demi Moore strutting her stuff and shaking her ass. The plot is meh, the characters are hilarious and the tone is all over the place. What doesn’t help is that one character tries to be serious with a serious situation and all the other characters around her are the complete opposite.
Glitter (2001)
When you think of glitter, you think of shinny or stuff that gets EVERYWHERE! Mariah Carey seemed like a complete amateur and failed miserably. It is like one of those songs that never connects with anyone. Well, this film connected with anyone. Unlike glitter it didn’t go anywhere. Now I know to never count on this lifeless film when doing a project.
Problem Child (1990)
Sometimes you just need to jack a kid up. I’m talking about some spanking if they act up. Welcome to Problem Child, a film where a man adopts a kid from hell. Besides the kid burning stuff and causing major trouble. This movie made no sense because in the real world, it would’ve gone down. If I acted that way with my mama, I wouldn’t be alive. The crazy thing is that this film was a box office hit and had two sequels. W.T.F
The Emoji Movie (2017)
When someone looked at their phone and thought about a movie, I wonder why they landed on the great idea of an emoji film. You want to talk about a bad, humorless film that should be destroyed along with your phone, this is it. I have so many emojis to use against this film that it might break my computer. Let’s never make another film about emojis again.
