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I wanted to treat you with something new this time around. How about some awful fantasy films. I feel like I wanted to introduce you to some fantasy films that were awful to watch and made you question life itself. We have a dinosaur that is a police detective, guinea pigs that save the world, a genie, Noah and the devil’s third son. Have fun watching these crazy and awful films.
Theodore Rex (1996)
There are a lot of buddy cop films out in the world. I’ve seen one with a puppet and other things. How about one with a dinosaur. Yup, a dinosaur. In this film starring the great Whoopi Goldberg, who tried to get out of this film, is a tough detective who partners with a dinosaur to stop a billionaire who is trying to kill mankind. Yea, this is an awful film and maybe it can be frozen in an ice age. Knowing life, this will be dug up and probably be perceived as a hit.
Little Nicky (2002)
During the time when Adam Sandler was making shit films, he dropped Little Nicky. Little Nicky is a film where Satan, the Lord of Darkness, has a son with an angel. Things go crazy when Satan must decide which of his sons will rule Hell. When two of his sons bounce, he sends Nicky to capture them. This film is really bad and beyond stupid to watch. If you end up in hell, your torture might be watching this film repeatedly. Just think of that makes my skin crawl.
Evan Almighty (2007)
Bruce Almighty was a surprise hit of Bruce saying he can be way better than gad. Well, I guess the world needed a sequel and here comes Evan Almighty. In this sequel which is also a spin-off, we get Steve Carell reprising his role as Evan Baxter. The film is pretty much just the story of Noah’s Ark. Unlike the first film, this film lacked the jokes and appeal that the first film had. A giant flood needed to wash this whole film away and to the bottom of the ocean.
G-Force (2009)
I had a guinea pig growing up. His name was Checkers. When G-Force came out, I thought it was different with a story of a group of guinea pigs who are trained to fight evil. I loved my guinea pig, but G-Force is one of those films that was a waste of time to watch. You have a better time going to PetSmart and watching the guinea pigs running around in their cage than this film.
Kazaam (1996)
Shaq is one of the greatest basketball players to ever grace the court. The Disel was an unstoppable force. When it comes to his acting career, it is pretty bad. Shaq had some stinkers and one of those films was Kazaam. Shaq plays a 5000-year-old genie who appears from a magic boombox, ready to grant three wishes. Yup, if you read that, then you know its going to be a pretty bad film and it was. Glad Shaq doesn’t act that much anymore.
