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Here we go again for another round of Movies that Make You Go, Huh? I love this series as there are many films that are bad for their own good. Whether it is the acting, story, dialogue, special effects or whatever the reason, these movies continue the trend of awful movies. Let’s strap in and get ready for another round of mind melting movies.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)
I heard the book series was really good, but the film is straight up awful. How do you f-up everything? It felt like the people who made this film decided to take every aspect of a fantasy film, throw it in a blender and spew it out in this awful film. It was so bad that it was rebooked in a TV show. That is telling you something right there.
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
I love anime and the one that started it all for me was Dragon Ball Z. When this film came out, my childhood self was excited. In return, I got tears. Not tears of happiness but tears of pain, suffering and sadness. There are far better fan made films than this one. It was so bad that it disgraced all anime fans in history. Was this film’s power level over 9000? Nope! More like negative 9000.
Red Dawn (2012)
Once again, we have a remake that NO ONE asked for. Red Dawn is back again, and it is as awful as ever. We have North Korea invading and takes over a town in Oregon. I really don’t know because I wasn’t paying attention half the time. For a film with many actors, they all should’ve just not even showed up. Let remakes die please.
The Happening (2008)
When plants fight back. That is what this film should be called. Master of Twists, M. Night Shyamalan, decided that the best thing to do was make a movie where people all of a sudden started doing mass suicide. Why are they doing this? Because the world was tired of man’s shit and had plants attack. Yep, gotta watch your house plant because it is planning on getting rid of you.
Showgirls (1995)
Showgirls has a special place in history. It was voted worse film of a decade. The film centers on a “street-smart” woman who travels to Las Vegas and goes from stripper to showgirl. I give it to Elizabeth Berkley, she put herself out there but damn. This film has it all and shows it all.
