The gift that keeps on giving!!! Here we go once again with the series that will hopefully never end. Who loves awful, bad, oh so terrible films? I DO!!! This time around, we have some special films. We have some that hit all the spectrum of awful films that you will love to watch. Let’s strap in and get ready for another round of awful films.
Pain & Gain (2013)
I FREAKIN HATE PAIN & GAIN!! One of the worse movies I have ever watched. I first saw Pain & Gain in the movie theater on opening weekend. As I watched the film, I thought it was the most idiotic, dumbest, and head-scratching film I have ever seen. The running joke with my mom was years was that whenever I watched an awful movie, I would compare it with Pain & Gain.
Congo (1995)
If you are looking for a film where there was ZERO attempt to make apes look decent, then look no further than Congo. First, the story was pretty boring with a group trying to find what happened to a group that was attacked. The acting was laughable. Hudson, you better than this. Curry, what type of accent was that? This film was all over the place and makes you not want to see the country of Congo.
The Lone Ranger (2013)
When I went to go see the Lone Ranger in the theaters, I remember wanting to get up and leave but stayed because I spent money on it. Ever since then, I never watched the film ever again. Depp as a Native American was a bad move but the film was overall bad with head scratching scenes, a story that is laughable and many time jumps that it didn’t make any sense. You see why Disney doesn’t make western films now. The only good thing about this film is that it has the beautiful Ruth Wilson.
Never Back Down (2008)
Never Back Down is a film that backed down in everything from story, acting and pure boredom. The typical story of a troubled teenager who arrives at a new high school and discovers an underground fight club there. There he learns to control his anger and fight against another teen who has father issues. Please skip and don’t get in the ring with this film.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
In a film where Mila Kunis is some princess and Channing Tatum is some dog like creature warrior, this film missed the mark on so many levels and never really recovered. The film is like a cross between many film such as the Matrix, Star Wars, Space Balls and whatever other sci-fi film you want. This film was a string of epic failures from the Wachowskis.