Movies That Make You Go Huh? Horror #2

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Welcome back to Movies That Make You Go Huh? This time around we are back once again with horror films. Oh, do I have a great list for you this time around. In an age where its all about blood, guts and jump scares, these have none of them or some that are so horrible that you can only laugh at them. Let’s get it and have fun with this list.


Jason X (2001)

Via: New Line Cinema

I have seen many of the Friday the 13th films but Jason X takes the freakin cake of being the worst of them all. Holy sugar honey iced tea did this film make my mind numb. Someone just stab me right now because I sat confused. Let me get this straight. Jason comes back to life in the future on a spaceship and not only causes havoc but gets an upgrade looking like the Super Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 2. Give me a freakin break.


Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Via: Universal Pictures

If you thought Jaws 3 was bad, you haven’t seen anything yet with Jaws: The Revenge. The concept of a shark chasing after one particular family is crazy enough to make anyone laugh. When the family travels to Bahamas, I think, and the shark still follows them, I had to jump off this ship. Everything that made the original Jaws AMAZING was wasted and now turned into a laughable film.


The Fog (2005)

Via: Sony Pictures Releasing

What is a film that was remade but was so bad that it didn’t give anyone any scares??? The Fog. Yep, the Fog should’ve had some sun on it because it didn’t do its purpose and the story was awful. When it comes to ghost, always need the main ghost to have some vendetta against a person or town and their beloved get reincarnated. Same concept different story. Next time you see fog, give a chuckle.


Leprechaun 3: In Vegas (1995)

Via: Trimark Home Video

The Leprechaun series has been through some places in the years. You might think Leprechaun: In Da Hood would be terrible and it is. Yet, the one that has to take the cake is Leprechaun 3: In Vegas. First dude comes back because of a gold coin and then from their craziness ensues. Got people blowing up like balloons, people dying left and right and one of the worse Elvis shows imaginable.


The Darkness (2016)

Via: BH Tilt/High Top Releasing

If you want to check out a movie that is “supposed” to be scary but is more huh than anything else, then look no further than The Darkness. There are some movies that shouldn’t see the light of day, and this is one of them. It should’ve stayed completely in the dark. This film could’ve been twenty times better but it was a complete waste of time, effort and major brain cells that I probably wont ever get back.

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