Since it is the month of February, I think it is best to talk about some awful romance films. It’s about to be Valentine’s Day, so why not include some awful romance films. These films will not make you feel as if you have butterflies in your stomach or have love in your eyes. These films will make you cringe and never wish for love. Strap in and get your Valentine’s Day candy and glass of wine ready.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
There are some movies that should’ve never been made. Paris Hilton might have kept saying, “That’s Hot,” but this film was an epic mess and dumpster fire. This film is the worst of the worst with it being a gross, sexist comedy that never gets off the ground. This film was so bad that Paris Hilton won the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress.
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Good Luck Chuck is one of those films that you wished you never watched. Starring Dane Cook when he was popular, a story where a boy was cursed of never finding true love. Years later as a dentist, whoever he had sex with, would find their true love next. The film was dumb as it relied too much on gross humor. Good luck to whoever watches this film.
All About Steve (2009)
Oh, Sandra Bullock, you truly starred in an awful film. In this film you took stalking to a new level. Playing a beautiful crossword maker named Mary, when she gets teased for being single, goes on a blind date with Steve. She soon becomes obsessed with Steve. I give it to Bullock, she won the Razzie for Worst Actress and showed up to accept the award along with giving out copies. Here is the other crazy part. She won the Academy Award the next day. Only in America.
Summer Catch (2001)
Summer Catch is that film is predictable, boring and is not a homerun. A film about a high school student who works a blue-collar job with his dad. While trying to get recruited, he falls in love with a rich girl. The film is an absolute bore that doesn’t even rank anywhere near the top of any baseball movies. Freddie Prince Jr and Jessica Biel should ran from this film.
Miss March (2009)
Miss March is one of those teen romantic-comedy films that should’ve never seen the light of day. A film about a young man who goes into a coma before his senior prom. Okay, but when he wakes up four years later, his ex-girlfriend has posed for Playboy. This film was terrible on all levels. If there is a hell, this would be the film that would torture so many souls.