Here we go again!!! How about a third helping of awful romantic movies? Who didn’t say that love sucked ass and that you might as well be single? Here are some awful romantic movies that have zero laughs, questionable motives and might as well cuddle up with a tub of ice cream or maybe just go outside rather than watching these films.
Serving Sara (2002)
If you are looking for a romantic comedy that is bad, then look no further than Serving Sara. A film starring Matthew Perry and Elizabeth Hurly. The story is about a process server ordered to serve a British socialite her divorce papers. The movie is a complete waste of time that isn’t funny, romantic, or even entertaining. I would rather sit in a lobby, waiting to be called for jury duty than sit through this film again.
New Year’s Eve (2011)
New Year’s Eve is a time for a new year. A time for you to leave the past behind and focus on the future. What you shouldn’t do is watch the film New Year’s Eve. With so many stars, how can a movie suck ass so bad. I think I saw this movie when I was on a date, and it was the biggest mistake. I will never get that time back again. Go sit in Time Square for 24 hours and that will be far more fun than watching this film.
Playing for Keeps (2012)
Sometimes you shouldn’t play for anything that you lost. A film about a former pro soccer player that tries to rekindle his romance with his ex-wife and his son. Gerad Butler maybe shouldn’t do romantic comedies, but I like that he tries to do other roles. This film is the bare, bare minimum for this genre. How you going to try and get back your ex and then bang half the neighborhood. It also sucked as a mini-sports movie. You can have everything! Please don’t make me watch this film.
Mr. Wrong (1996)
This was Ellen DeGeneres first and only film she was a lead in. You know a film is BAD when you talk about it on your former hit show. This film is straight up a dumpster fire on the big screen. DeGeneres and Pullman have zero chemistry together and it is painful to watch. The film has zero funny parts and isn’t really a romantic-comedy film. Might as well not even try with this film.
My Boss’s Daughter (2003)
I’m not the biggest Ashton Kutcher fan. In this film, it revolves around his character watching a house and craziness ensues. I’m telling you right now, don’t freakin watch this film. It is boring, not even funny and a disgrace to all films. It’s not the worse film I’ve ever seen but it comes close. Might as well watch something far funnier like House Party or any other film where someone housesits or has a house party.