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Welcome to a fourth round of awful superhero films. I didn’t think I could find twenty bad superhero films but here we are. I am quite impressed with this wonderful batch because I think we have some high-quality or maybe low-quality superhero films. The question will be if I can find another five awful superhero films. Oh well: Up, up and I’m taking the bus.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
What happens when you cross over many horror movie characters into one film? You get this film. For some odd reason, someone thought it would be a great idea to have Allan Quatermain, Captain Nemo, Mina Harker, The Invisible Man, Tom Sawyer, and Dr. Henry Jekyll/Mr. Edward Hyde team up to stop Professor James Moriarty. This film is muddy with action, unwanted dialogue and was the last movie that Sean Connery did. Homeboy opted for retirement.
Steel (1997)
In the era where the big diesel, Shaq, was in many movies that were absolutely bad. Take no further look than Steel. Way before Iron Man, we have Shaq running around and fighting criminals in a suit of steel. There are some movies that should’ve never graced the screen or even have been made. This is one of the films where you should melt the steel and use it for better use.
Barb Wire (1996)
Pamela Anderson in tight leather, blasting people away during the second American War and looking beautiful as ever should’ve been a recipe for success. Well, Barb Wire is that film that was so bad that you probably get way better acting and action from a high-quality porn. There are many high-quality porn films that put this film to shame. The film somehow produced a cartoon tv series. What was the world coming to?
Suicide Squad (2016)
Oh, Suicide Squad. You had a lot of potential. Godless amounts of potential and you managed to piss it all the way down the tube. I give you credit for trying with villains but overall it was a bad movie with a shitty plot, undeveloped characters and some of the “what is going on” sections in the whole film. The film promoted the Joker and he was in it for like 5 minutes. The only good part of the whole movie is Margot Robbie as Dr. Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn.
Spawn (1997 film)
When I was a young boy, I remember when Spawn first came out. I thought Spawn was the shit with his cape, freaky look and having some bad ass abilities. As I have gotten older and rewatched it, what the hell was I thinking and watching. The dialogue is oh so bad and the CGI/special effects are so bad that its laughable. The cape just looks awful. The costumes look awful. Spawn, take your ass back to hell and get some upgrades.
