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Welcome again to another round of “Movies that make you go……..Huh?” This time we have the video game addition. I don’t have enough space on my list to talk about all the video games that are straight up terrible. Hell, I might event have to do a part two, three and four if it comes to video games. With that said, here are some of the worst films that are video games. Please play the game rather than watch the movie.
BloodRayne (2005)
When the video game came out with a sexy vampire that wielded blades, it was okay. Was it the best video game ever? Nope but Rayne was beautiful, and her mission was standard. When this film came out, NO ONE on Earth wanted to see it. You would think with a pretty well-known cast, people might’ve flocked to it. Yet, it was an awful, terrible, soulless sword-and-sorcery video game adaptation. It was so bad that I don’t know if they made another game in the series. Talk about pitiful.
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Finish Him!! Those are the words that run through my head when watching this film. The first film was pretty good but this shit right here was awful. The story was WTF, it had way too many characters and half the time, it seemed like the film just threw in stuff because why not. Thank good the film got a reboot and there are more Mortal Kombat games in the world to keep you entertained. This film will give you a fatality if you watch.
House of the Dead (2003)
Wow. Just wow! I have no words to say about House of the Dead. I used to play the video game in the arcade loooooooooong ago and it was okay. This movie right here is awful. Let me make this as clear as day. THIS F***KIN S**TY MOVIE IS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! You should be ashamed of yourself for even watching this movie because I am ashamed of watching this movie.
Tekken (2010)
Listen, this film is straight up awful. It is an awful rip off of Mortal Kombat and the game is actually pretty good. The fighting of this film was wanky and just didn’t make sense at all. Don’t get me started on the dialogue. Did you really just take it off the video game and was like, this is good. Yep, you sure did.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
I have never laughed so hard during a film that’s not even a comedy. The whole cast was freakin awful and the whole thing was laughable. This is properly named because you wish you were alone in the dark after watching this film. Nothing on this earth will make me watch this film ever again.
