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Welcome back to the series you oh so love. We are back again with another installment of shitty movies and this time we are on series 3 for Video Games. Video Game films have a habit of just being god awful and this time I got some major treats in store for you. Enjoy some of these classic awful video game films.
DOA: Dead or Alive (2005)
Oh, the Dead or Alive film. What can I say about you? If you played the video games, you know it is beautiful, scantily clad women playing volleyball. Just like many movies based on a video game. Get four women to enter a martial arts tournament and add in some awful dialogue and over the top action and you have another classic, awful video game movie.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
How does Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time stack up among video games movies? If you can get past the whitewashing of this film, it is meh. It is pretty much a video game, and you can tell it is made after a video game. It does have its funny moments and some pretty good acting, but overall, the film ends up being meh.
Tekken 2: Kazuya’s Revenge (2014)
Okay, if the first Tekken film was universally bad, why in the hell would you make a sequel? That seem ignorant and a somewhat money grab. Taking place before the first film, Kazuya, who is called K seeks revenge and blah, blah, blah. I saw this film on Pluto TV and was surprised that they even attempted to make a sequel. Just like some video game series, the more they make, the shittier they become.
May Payne (2008)
It has been ages since I played a Max Payne game and even been longer since I watched the film. It is amazing that when you are younger, things look so cool but as you age, you soon realize they are trash. Mark Wahlberg plays Max Payne, a cop on revenge for the death of his wife and daughter. Similar to the Punisher. It gets crazy during the shoot out scene when homeboy seemed amped up.
Doom (2005)
Oh, Doom, how are you like a combination of Resident Evil and Ghosts of Mars. A group of marines, led by the one and only Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson with Karl Urban are sent on a rescue mission to a facility on Mars, where they encounter demonic-like creatures. If you never played Doom, then it will maybe be an okay movie but it doesn’t thrill. The only decent scene might the first person POV fight scene.
