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May the Fourth Be With You! Happy Star Wars Day! Fire up them blasters and pull out them light sabers because we are about to rank the top 10 Star Wars characters. Is there a crieteria on how these characters were ranked? Hell Naw! Don’t have time to make a criteria. Either we can be a Jedi Knight and let the force guide us or be a Sith Lord and do it by force. Whatever way was used, here are the top 10 characters in the Star Wars series!
#10: The Ewoks
Yes, a wild card and pick that might make people go huh? What? or even “This list is already stupid!” BUT hear me out. When I argue with a certain person, I always state the Ewoks are the most useless characters in the film series and they absolutely did NOTHING! Yet, they battled their furry little butts off on Endor. Honestly, they had an all time club banger called “Yub Nub” Also, What the hell does Yub Nub mean?
#9: Boba Fett
Okay, I can hear what everyone is saying……… How does Boba Fett rank so high? He really didnt say anything in the films. He died like a punk, which he did BUT he was just an awesome character. Had Han scared so that should be some points
#8: Luke Skywalker
Even I can’t believe I am ranking Luke this high. He should be ranked in the top 10 because this is the Skywalker saga. First, Luke was a whiny little punk in the first film. Then in the second, his daddy handed him his ass. It wasnt until the 3rd film he was a badass. He was an absolute G in the third film. Then he comes back down again in the later films. Who cries over Sacred Texts! Even Yoda had to come back and say they just books.
#7: Chewbacca
The one who says the last “word” in Star Wars. If you are looking for a loyal companion, then Chewie is the one you are looking for. He seems to be around all the time and yet becomes more and more of a background character. BUT lets talk about this his hair. What type of shampoo does he use because Chewie hair always be looking nice.
#6: Rey
The new hero of the new generation, Rey is an absolute beast on many levels. If there is a song that could represent Rey it would be “Anything You Can Do.” Not only did she surpass everyone, she made it look good. She is the new standard of what is good in the universe.
#5: R2-D2
This little android says NO words in the whole film but with all his beeps, you can almost interrupt what it says. R2-D2 is an android that speaks its mind and lets you know it. This droid has no time for your little mess and will fix anything.
#4: Yoda
The GREATEST Jedi Master EVER!! Yoda is ancient and dude been around for 900 years. Yoda brought the language of “Anastrophe” to the screens. It might sound strange but Yoda dropped more knowledge on Luke than anyone else could. Perfect example is when he said, “Do or do not. There is no try.” Now the prequels were awful but little green dude showed he was still a badass.
#3: Princess Leia
The HARDEST and FIERCEST woman in the entire galaxy. She is the general and leader of the Rebellion. She fights for everything that is good and when you stand up and talk sass to Darth Vader, YOU ARE A BADASS!!! Actually, homegirl talked sass to everyone. Let’s look at it this way. When Luke went off to save his friends in Empire Strikes Back, Yoda was more than ready to take Leia because Leia aint no punk b***h! She is the Rebellion and girl looks good in her cloth outfit next to Jabba.
#2: Han Solo
The man who plays by his own rules and does his own thing. If Vader wasn’t in the movies, the Han would be the #1 pick. Han is a boss who shot Greedo first! There should be no debate. The biggest boss move that Han ever did was say “I know.” when a princess tells him she loves him. Han is a one of the most loyal people who has their back at any turn. Just ask Luke.
#1: Darth Vader
Was there anyone else that could take the top spot?? Hell NOOOOOOOOO! This is Darth freakin’ Vader! There is almost no Star Wars without Darth Vader. The character is iconic in every way possible. He is intmidating, powerful, has some of the most threatening lines in the film and have you seen the dude do his force choke to almost everyone. Now some might say the Anakin section should bring him down. This is all from the originals and no one was more iconic that Darth Vader. Homeboy even has the Imperial March as his theme music. Everyone knows that once you get a theme music you are a badass! Have you seen Rogue One when he went HAM on EVERYONE!! I dont want to hear redemption story. Dude was evil to the very end!
