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Welcome to one of the best series on this blog. Welcome to the 40th posting of movies that make you scratch her head and wonder why they were made. Ohhhhh, the excitement since this is the 40th post or probably more if I add all the subgenres. That is 200 awful films, and I am just scratching the surface once again. No matter. I have some special films that were pretty bad and made you give a very, very confused look or maybe throw your popcorn in the air.
Cobra (1986)
This film has a “special” place in my heart. I watched this film as a kid with my dad and thought it was so cool to be the man name Cobra. The opening scene had me hooked and then I was scared of the villain who had that specific knife. I watched this film as an adult and boy was I wrong about many things. There are still elements of the film I like in terms of action and violence but everything else doesn’t seem the same and just makes me shake my head.
Hush (1998)
I love me some Jessica Lange. I think she is one of the best actresses ever. Yet, this film right here wasted her abilities and skills. This is a film where, if you have watched other films where a family comes to visit the mom, know where it is going. This film went the way it did with a spiteful mom who has her cig and drink in hand while being despicable. No need to waste your time on this film. You already seen it and didn’t enjoy it.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
I never watched the TV show, but it had to be better than this film. Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott star as the title characters in this dumb and boring film that relies more on the car chases then the actual story line. The only good thing and the bar is already pretty low is watching Jessica Simpson walk around in her daisy dukes while singing whatever song she made for the film. Sometimes, old shows need to stay in the past and not venture into the modern time where no one but the old know about the show.
Harvest Lake (2016)
What the actual fuck was this movie? I love hitting the depths of Tubi, but I wasn’t expecting this film. Holy shit was this film a trip. A story about four friends who go to the woods to celebrate a birthday, shit gets trippy, weird and sexual in a strange way. There was a being or alien that planted boob shaped plants around. There was also dick shaped plants where people would try and suck it and that ending sex scene was out there. I was truly at a loss for words and confused beyond belief.
Music (2021)
I love listening to music. Genres like rap, R&B, Pop, Heavy Metal, Country, Jazz and many others tell stories and have classic lyrics. Music the film by Sia is not a type of film that is even worth watching and might be offensive. What the fuck was this shit?! A story about a drug dealer who becomes the legal guardian of her sister who is non-verbal autistic. This film is bad and puts autism in a bad light and has so many cringeworthy scenes that it needs to be burned. I don’t know why this film was made but this might be just as bad as Cats.
