
What is it with evil advisors? It seems that if you are in a Disney films, are royalty and have an advisor, it is almost guaranteed that the advisor will be evil. I’m looking side-eye at you Jafar. Let me introduce you to Yzma. Yzma is an eccentric and evil ole woman who is the advisor to the emperor but wants the throne for herself. She wants revenge because homeboy fired her because he is petty. Yzma is the embodiment of mess around and find out. Voiced by the legendary Eartha Kitt, Yzma is one advisor you don’t want to mess with or you might find yourself turned into a llama.
If you love the color purple, Yzma and yourself will get along. Almost all of her outfits are in the color purple and the reason why is that purple is considered the color of madness and royalty. For Yzma, we are going to roll with madness. Yzma has an evil nature to her, and it shows all over her. She has a jagged, pointed figure but also looks like she really needs to eat a sandwich. She needs some meat on those bones. Her skin is purple. How is this possible? I don’t know but somehow, her skin is purple. Her go-to outfit is her long-sleeved tight as hell grey dress that has purple feathers around her neck making her look like a damn peacock. You know she is suited and booted in the best jewelry. I don’t know how old Yzma is, but she looks like an old grumpy grandma. She claimed to be around 48 years old, and everyone knows that’s a damn lie. Even for her age, homegirl is spry and agile.
Based on Yzma’s facial features, you can tell she is a Grade A spiteful person. Yzma is straight-up malicious, unpleasant to be around, crabby, power-hungry but also quite funny and highly intelligent. When you have to be an advisor to a brat, you will probably want to get rid of him. Her inner monologues are hilarious which shows she is a complicated thinker. She is a vast knowledge of chemistry which should make her smart, but she does mess up. She trusts Kronk a little too much with things and should do them herself.
If you need an advisor, don’t look at any who have been in a Disney movie. They are straight up evil and conniving. Yzma is an intelligent, power-hungry villain who helped raise Kuzco and saw him become a spoiled brat. Rather than helping, her best thought was to kill him. Yzma is a strong willed person who will turn you into a llama and laugh at your face. She is petty like that if you fire her. Good luck finding a new advisor. Don’t hire this one.